- Written by Tom Chartier
America… I Apologize!
My fellow Americans, it is
with a heavy heart that I must confess. I have transgressed. I have
committed the most heinous crime of our great land. I have been… hang
on... OK.... the lawyer firm, which represents me, Dewey, Cheatem and
Howe, has plea-bargained my sentence. If I plead guilty, I will not
be charged for high treason for wearing the “Bush is a
Moron T-Shirt†when last I visited Washington, DC. You see, I must admit that I have
been… thinking!