Hey there Georgie Boy, long time no speak. From what Iâ€™ve been hearing, youâ€™ve had a rough time as of late. As always, Iâ€™m here to help. So put down that comic book: 9/11: A Graphic Adaptation, and listen up! I have The Solution.
strain on your face. News reporters arenâ€™t giving you the respect you think you deserve. Your hand puppetâ€¦ er I mean right hand man, Tony
Blair, with a little encouragement from outraged Labour
Party MPs, is on the verge of moving out of Number 10 Downing
Street. The courts are starting to tell you canâ€™t sit around listening
in on the party
line anymore. And some smart aleck senators tried to tell you
thumbscrews and swirlies were not acceptable! Obviously they didnâ€™t belong to the same frat
house you did. Good thing you put the kaibosh on that!
The worst of all isâ€¦ Iraq. We always keep coming back to Iraq donâ€™t we? Itâ€™s the big corncob up the POTUS butt. It ainâ€™t working out. Anbar Province is all but lost. In Baghdad, bodies are piling up higher than that mountain of missing left socks in your laundry room.
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Civil war is raging in this little Liberation Quagmire youâ€™ve created.