Hey there Georgie
Boy, long time no speak. From what Iâ€™ve been hearing, youâ€™ve had
a rough time as of late. As always, Iâ€™m here to help. So put down
that comic book: 9/11:
A Graphic Adaptation, and listen up! I have The Solution.
strain on your face. News reporters arenâ€™t giving you the respect you think you deserve. Your hand puppetâ€¦ er I mean right hand man, Tony
Blair, with a little encouragement from outraged Labour
Party MPs, is on the verge of moving out of Number 10 Downing
Street. The courts are starting to tell you canâ€™t sit around listening
in on the party
line anymore. And some smart aleck senators tried to tell you
thumbscrews and swirlies were not acceptable! Obviously they didnâ€™t belong to the same frat
house you did. Good thing you put the kaibosh on that!
of all isâ€¦ Iraq. We always keep coming back to Iraq donâ€™t we? Itâ€™s
the big corncob up the POTUS butt. It ainâ€™t working out. Anbar
Province is all but lost. In Baghdad, bodies are piling up higher than that mountain of missing left socks in
your laundry room.
war is raging in this little Liberation Quagmire youâ€™ve created.