And what is this big decision for which we eagerly wait? You guessed it. The war in Iraq shall escalate with a
new way forward
more troops. Defeat is
not an option. The impossibly
unattainable victory
must be pursued at all costs. Just as he did when Al Gore won the 2000
Election, George has decided that he shall stay the course. This time
it will take more than the U.S. Supreme Court.
One thing will change. The slogan.
Having signaled loudly in November that he wants to get out of Iraq,
the U.S. voter is being softened up by the Deciders feigned
indecision. Attention Deficit America will have forgotten all about the
Iraq Study Groups sugarcoated pill by the time George announces his
new plan. Sure, a few changes have been made: Donald Rumsfeld has been
handed his hat and replaced with the slick operator
Robert Gates.
Returning from a fact-finding trip to Baghdad, the new Secretary of
Defense and former C.I.A. head will bring home reports for George.
These will either be filed in the afore-mentioned bin or utilized to
sell the new way forward.
The fact is that George has already decided to
send in more troops,
thousands more. Its the same old neocon mantra of expansionist
imperialism. Oh of course the troops will be sent in temporarily.
Temporarily as in forever: Just like when your mother-in-law moved in
while her boiler was being repaired. However if you seriously buy that
temporary crappola, then you must still believe in the Easter Bunny.
Make no mistake; the war in Iraq is a long-term adventure. George was
obsessed with invading Iraq way before 9/11.
Whatever his style, Bushs substance remains the same. There will be
no reduction of troops in Iraq while George W. Bush is making the decisions.
So what will be the costs of this new decision? Simple. More
trillions of dollars and thousands of lives will be wasted. And
wasted is the term. Even Bush admits it is
bad there. What a wizard!
Where are these additional troops going to come from? According to
former US Secretary of State Colin Powell, the U.S. Army is
nearly broken. How many tours of duty is a soldier able to bear? Two tours? Three tours? Ten tours? Already the
suicide rate of troops serving in Iraq has doubled as have cases of
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Arent these recruitment incentives sensational?! Join Georges war and have
all you can be destroyed.
The All Volunteer Army is a great idea whose time is past. Dont count on it to supply enough troops for
Empire building
or
quelling the violence in Iraq. No amount of
slick talk
or advertising will induce volunteers to die for our lying, retarded
cowboy president. It may work temporarily
but not forever.
This leaves one and only one alternative
conscription. As long as Bush insists on
victory, the draft, though we
dare not call it such,
must and
will return.
But fear not for your draft age children. The Bush brain depository
will be sure to come up with kinder, gentler terminology for mandatory
multiple tours of duty in Iraq. How about Congratulatory Honor
Service? I can see the notice now. Congratulations! You have the honor
of being selected to serve your Commander in Chief, George W. Bush in
his
new way forward to victory! In the noble words of Country Joe MacDonald: Come on all of you young strong men, Uncle Sam needs your help again.
If only
Philip Viscount Snowden
were alive today. In his autobiography, Snowden writes that during the
1916 debates about conscription: I even went so far as to suggest
rather ironically to the House of Commons that recruiting had begun at
the wrong end. As the old men had made the War they ought to be have
been the first to be called upon to fight it
. Hey, thats a
damned good idea!
How will the
U.S. pay
for all these new troops, their supplies, their rehabilitations and
their burials? Good question. At the rate Congress and Bush are
burning non-existent dollars
the U.S. is broke.
The newly elected Democratic Congress has yet to be sworn in. Will
Nancy Pelosi continue the GOP extravagance? If she does, many a wounded
war veteran will be stranded without sufficient medical care.
Generations of Americans will be taxed to death paying perpetual interest - never touching the principle - on Bushs monstrous debts.
Regarding Iran, Bush has yet to announce his decision. But I think you
can guess this one too. Iran is next in the cross hairs. With some
slick backstage shenanigans, the Bush/Cheney dictatorship may very well
re-ignite the
1988 Iraq-Iran War all the better to launch
Bill OReillys
cogent foreign policy plan to let the Sunni and the Shia simply kill
each other off. Then The Empire can move in for the kill
uh, I mean
oil. Should Iran fail to swallow the bait, well
another carrier strike group in the Persian Gulf ought to provide the necessary muscle to inflame more hatred and
more insurgent mayhem. Around and around we go. Where we stop, nobody knows.
What a comforting thought it is to know that The Deciders iron resolve
will keep us staying on the downwardly spiraling circular course
temporarily forever.
George knows why his party lost the November elections. He knows why
the polls have turned against him. He is unpopular because he is
losing the war,
not because he told lies that have sunk the U.S. into an illegal and immoral Iraqi quagmire.
George thinks he knows how to turn all this around. He thinks he can
win in Iraq simply by changing the slogan and placing 50,000 more young
Americans in harms way. He believes that all he needs is to do is
modify the rhetoric.
Britain has taken the rhetorical lead. According to a
British newspaper report,
Britain's Foreign Office is urging government officials to stop using
the US term war on terror amid concerns it angers British Muslims and
undermines government aims.
And so it is that the perfectly
circular deranged logic of the White House will justify continued
fighting of the Global War on Terror by instigating more global
terror. That is The New Way Forward. It has been decided
temporarily
forever.
Elizabeth Gyllensvard contributed to and edited this story.