Pacific Free Press was launched in March 2007 by Dutch-Canadian Richard
Kastelein of V.O.F. Expathos, in the Netherlands along with Chris Cook- CFUV radio journalist and Editor in Chief of Pacific Free Press. Cook is based in , Victoria, British Columbia.
The mission of Pacific Free Press is simple: to dig out nuggets of truth from
the slag-heap of lies, ignorance and witless diversion that has buried
public discourse today. Pacific Free Press provides a new venue for
disseminating hard news and insightful, fact-based analysis of the
harsh realities too often ignored or distorted by the mainstream press.
My wife and I moved into a new apartment earlier this year. Just a few
blocks from our old place, it's been a major quality of life improvement in
almost every possible way. One unexpected adjustment, however, was closet
space. This moderately sized one-bedroom apartment has only two narrow
closets. (You couldn't fit a scandalous skeleton in them if you tried.)
Keeping in mind that the building is more than 78 years old, how might we
explain this egregious "oversight"?
a) The architects were idiots
b) The architects callously cut corners
c) Americans had far less "stuff" in 1928
d) All of the above
Accepting as a given that all humans are idiots that callously cut corners,
the can't-miss answer is, of course, D. However, in this particular case, I
believe C is far more accurate. In fact, I'll bet the original tenants here
considered themselves mighty lucky to even have two closets. They may have
believed that whatever didn't fit inside was superfluous. Imagine that: A
two-closet existence.
Long before shopping became hard-wired into human biology, Voltaire said,
"When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion."
That
said, it might appear sacrilegious to suggest the two-closet lifestyle
during Christmas shopping season. However, we all share the blame for the
global costs of our commodity culture. Multi-national corporations may be
most obvious villains but shopping malls only survive if they can attract
customers.
And attract, they do. According to something called "ShopperTrak RCT," sales
at 45,000 mall-based stores for the day after Thanksgiving‹a.k.a. "Black
Friday"‹totaled $9 billion (up six percent from last year). Americans bought
nine billion dollars worth of video games, jeans, cell phones, flat screen
TVs, sneakers, and other "stuff" that would definitely not fit into two
narrow closets.
The richest one-fifth of the world's humans consume 58% of total energy, use
74% of all telephone lines, consume 84% of all paper, and own 87% of all
vehicles. The poorest one-fifth of the world's humans consume less than 4%
of total energy, use 1.1% of all telephone lines, consume less than 1% of
all paper, and own less than 1% of all vehicles.
These stats may imply innocence for four-fifths of us but if you live in
America, you are almost definitely a member of the "richest one-fifth" and
thus require more than two closets. You are also part of the 1.7 billion
people Worldwatch Institute calls the ³global consumer class²‹defined as
"users of televisions, telephones, and the Internet, along with the culture
and ideals these products transmit." In 2004, for example, this group spent
$14 billion on ocean cruises and $37 billion on makeup and perfumes. During
that same year, $5 billion was spent on universal literacy and $10 billion
on efforts to provide clean drinking water for all. The impact of
conspicuous consumption on the environment is equally calamitous.
"Today's consumption is undermining the environmental resource base. It is
exacerbating inequalities," United Nations Development Program (UNDP)
declared in 1998. "If the trends continue without change ... today's
problems of consumption and human development will worsen." The UNDP
concludes: "Runaway growth in consumption in the past 50 years is putting
strains on the environment never before seen."
So...what's in your closet?
Mickey Z. can be found on the Web at http://ww.mickeyz.net.
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My wife and I moved into a new apartment earlier this year. Just a few
blocks from our old place, it's been a major quality of life improvement in
almost every possible way. One unexpected adjustment, however, was closet
space. This moderately sized one-bedroom apartment has only two narrow
closets. (You couldn't fit a scandalous skeleton in them if you tried.)
Keeping in mind that the building is more than 78 years old, how might we
explain this egregious "oversight"?
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