Hairy Daughter and a Cauldron of Convergence
by Don Nash
Did you watch Amerika’s ‘Commander-in-Carnage’ give his little “pep talk?” Yeah, “we’s in some serious financial distress” and Bushco “needs” for you the Amerikan people to fork over. That Geo is some funny political poltroon. Yes he is. This is about what, the eighth or umpteenth time that Geo has had to “plead” for the Amerikan people to bailout his mess?

 

Congress will of course, give Bushco EVERYTHING asked for. The Demos in Congress will be slobbering like Pavlov’s dog to pony up. Those Demos in Congress are some funny poltroons. Yes they are. I would of course, offer up David Obey as the power point presentation for congressional poltroonery. Buffoonery? Chumpery? Yeah, either way.

 

September 24, 2008 and that would have been Wednesday night, the Emperor Geo went before the Amerikan people with ‘hat in hand’ and offered ‘we the people’ about zip by way of explanation. Remembering that the Amerikan people “can’t handle the truth” and Emperor Geo wouldn’t know truth if the truth crept up behind him and jabbed him clean in his sphincter. Nope. Bushco prides itself on the conceptual dumbing down of Amerika. If there is ANY Amerikan left that believes word one spewing from Bushco command-central, well, the Bushco’s job is fait accompli. Sarah Palindrone believes the Bushco however, the Palindrone is subject for another day.

The “Brigade” being reported on, is the 3rd Infantry Division’s 1st Combat Team and, they’re just back from Iraq. Thirty six of the last sixty months in Iraq. That’s three tours in hell for we common folk. You’ll of course remember Iraq. Iraq is that nifty little atrocious genocide that Bushco dreamed up to “keep us all safe from the al-Qaeda types.” Yeah, those mysteriously absent from the scene al-Qaeda types. Did you know and by translation, “al-Qaeda” means ‘the toilet’? I’m thinking that any self respecting radical Islam type isn’t going to take kindly to being called a toilet. Not even any self respecting Muslim. Whoopsies, I digress again. Sorry.

Now, the weird stuff begins about right here. 1st BCT (that’s military acronym for something or other) on October 1, will begin 12 months of “under the day-to-day control of U.S. Army North.” Northern Command as it’s lovingly referred to, is “an on-call federal response force for natural or manmade emergencies and disasters including terrorist attacks.” What the bottom line cuts to here is, 1st BCT is training for combat tours IN these United States of Amerika. Why, can’t you just hear the soft loving coos of fascist patrols everywhere?

Have you watched ANY local television news report these days? Cops tasering this citizen, cops gun down that citizen and, now we get the battle-hardened just back from hell Iraq warriors.

So, we’ve got one whale of a “financial crisis” sniffing at our doors. This is one whale that the Japanese refuse to harpoon, kill, and then feed to the Tokyites. Japanese whale killing freaks. Oh-oh, that digression motif. Sorry. Financial disaster can and very well might just unhinge the Amerikan people. Finally. Criminy you can mess with Amerikans on just about any level but mess with their money and, oh holy freaking bejesus-in-butt-can, now there’s trouble brewing. Anyway, the U.S. Army is “training” for homeland combat tours and there’s a bankruptcy sitting on the Capitol steps. John InSane is “suspending” his campaign and presto, what we’ve got us here is CONVERGENCE! What we’ve got here is failure but convergence sounds amply more impressive. Hell, we can see Amerikan failure any day of any given week and that’s just from the Bushco boys. Bet you didn’t know that Dana Perino was a boy. Well she is. One of the Bushco “good old boys.” Digression damn it. It’s a disease and I’m man enough to admit that.

I mean, there’s a presidential election about 39 days away. The Bushco should be on the outs and readily available for war crimes tribunals or anything close to that. Wall Street is about one audit away from being exposed as robber barons par excellence and we’ve got the U.S. military about to run amok in the Homeland. We’ve got the evil Count Chertoff at the controls of Homeland Security and ALL the legislation necessary to ship our sorry behinds to Guantanamo 4 life. Talk about CONVERGENCE. This is some bad juju!

The whole scenario just stinks. This mess stinks like last weeks garlic sauce in Gilmore, California after the Gropenator refused to eat any more garlic. The sauce just sat there and recapitulated into biological degradation or possibly, this oozing sort of gooey thing. You know, cause the Gropenator had to veto a budget or something like that there.

They’s some stuff afoot and it really doesn’t take a Sherlock Holmes to see there’s chicanery at work. That chicanery would be Bushco. Sen. John InSane and his Alaskan moose killing poser feminista veep-in-waiting. Pentecostal to boot. Yikes, those Pentecostals are beyond curious or even weird. Think John Ashcroft with rabid PMS. The Palindrone is a “witch hunter.” Weird? Creepy? Ultra-modern-off-the-hook? Toss in the U.S. battle hardened itchy-on-the-trigger-finger Army types and this spells trouble with a capital F. F is for fascist after all. One severe financial meltdown and there is a troubling convergence brewing in a cauldron of chaos.

To quote Will Smith, this all rates about a 9.5 on that weird-stuff-oh-meter. Oh mommy!

see-

http://armytimes.com/news/2008/09/army_homeland_090708w/ 

 

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