Waivering Morals: An Army of Cons
by C. L. Cook
Fitting following five years of criminality in Iraq recruiters would entertain more frequently allowing recently released felons into the Army fold.
by C. L. Cook
Fitting following five years of criminality in Iraq recruiters would entertain more frequently allowing recently released felons into the Army fold. From America's vast captured populations, (an area where the United States can honestly boast being "Number One") the range of aspirants the Army will consider able for service was recently broadened.
London's Guardian newspaper reports, "moral waivers," the number of which doubled last year from the 249 in 2006, now extend to: sex offenders, child abusers, and those found guilty in a court of law of uttering "terrorist threats." Just the material needed and deemed A-OK, "ready to go" by the Pentagon.
The Guardian's Elana Schor reports
511 felons received a pass, breaking the numbers down by type of
offense she lists: 87 batterers; 130 drugs convicts; 500[?] thieves; 19 arsonists;
nine sex offenders; two child molesters; and seven terrorists suited up
and ready to make redemption their occupation in Baghdad and Basra.
Think: Lee Marvin's 'Dirty Dozen' meets Mondo mission creep.
And that's just the Army.
The Marine Corp's esprit de Corp fell a little last year, with 350
felons saying Sempre Fi in 2007, up from the 208 accepted the year
before. According to Schor, citing a study done by the Palm Centre at
the University of California, nearly 35,000 felons filled boots on the ground in Iraq in 2006, almost 20% of all the boots.
The AP's Lolita C. Baldor quotes the
Pentagon's deputy chief of staff for operations, Army Lt. Gen. James D.
Thurman responding to the numbers released by Chairman Henry Waxman's
House Oversight and Government Reform Committee report, reassuring the nation;
- "We are growing the Army fast and there are some waivers; we know that." adding; "It hasn't alarmed us, yet."
Clearly, America's military men and women are made of sterner stuff
than those appalled by the wreck and ruin reigned down on Iraq these
past terrible five years and more that they can continue not alarmed carrying out coolly their orders to commit daily the most serious of
crimes: war of aggression; the crime from which all other crimes must
follow.
Given the general milieu of the occupations in Iraq and
Afghanistan, Lt. Gen. Thurman can afford to turn a blinkered eye to the not
quite petty trespasses of the law in his troop's past.
He defends the
army's approbations saying challenges to recruitment merit the
lowering of moral standards. According to Thurman, the reasons for that decline include: low unemployment, a protracted war
on terror, and "a decline in propensity to serve."
It brings to mind Arlo Guthrie's classic, 'Alice's Restaurant,' an epic tribute to George Carlin's famous oxymoron, "Military Intelligence." In Guthrie's ballad, a young man trying to evade the draft cites his dark desires to "kill, kill, kill."
But, the malingerer is disappointed to find; instead of getting a
4F from the army psychologist, the shrink has caught the spirit and is
jumping up and down gleefully chanting "kill" "kill" "kill" along with
him.
The reluctant draftee is finally disqualified for a littering conviction, prompting him to say;
- "Sergeant, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've
rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm sittin'
here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench 'cause
you want to know if I'm moral enough join to the army, burn women, and kids'
houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and
said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you
fingerprints off to Washington."
What a difference a few decades make. Where once the people of America could be sure the boys over there perpetrating My Lai
and the myriad other undocumented massacres were at least well behaved at home; today killers, rapists, child molesters and all manner of reprobates
are employed and receive martial training before being armed and sent off to represent
liberty, democracy, and the rest of the things America thinks worth killing
and dying for.
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