The banks are reticent to loan to any applicant. Leverage funds
are a dirty word among lenders. Hedge funds are either selling assets
to pay loans or not telling what they own or owe. Derivatives have been
deflowered. Central Banks in the US, Japan and the European Union have
poured (and keep pouring) over $250 billion to the private banks hoping
to create liquidity but the banks won't lend--because, as one prominent
banker in Palm Springs told me "Nobody knows who's got a turd
(worthless investments) in his brief case."
Meanwhile, Goldman
Sach, Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers are all closing down bankrupt
investment funds or trying to prop them up. The Fed props up all the
worst speculators in the name of 'saving the financial system' - in a
way that it would never prop up the failing American health system. The
financial system has the 'runs' and infusions of Fed funds have failed
to block the 'run for cover'.
"Everybody for himselfand don't
look back', is the watchword of leading equity bankers. The Democrats
are calling for the usual inconsequential Congressional hearings about
what went wrong. Congressmen Levin and Barney Frank will ask the wrong
questions to the wrong people--going after the weakest fall guys--the
rating agencies--for overrating the fraudulent deals, not the
dealmakers themselves. The 'turds' in the briefcases are big and smelly
but no one knows how big: $250 billion or $500 billion. There are a lot
of bankers and hedge fund billionaires walking around with invisible
clothespins on their noses.
Where is Greenspan, since he started
the whole scam with his low interest, deregulated financial markets?
The homely hero of all hedge-derivatives-innovative financial scamsters
sanctioned, approved and promoted the pyramid swindles. He's off
advising Deutsch Bank and suckering the international bankers for
$100,000 fees for his failed financial recipes. But for those
speculators who made a bundle and left, Greenspan is not part of the
emerging turd culture. For them he is still the financial genius who
made their fortunes.
So unless the fund directors come clean,
empty their brief cases and open their balance sheets we won't know who
are carrying the turds: The great unknowns include the unredeemable
bonds, the worthless mortgages and the illiquid hedge funds. Without
knowledge of the size and scope of the turds, the great uncertainty has
frozen most investments and loans--it is paralyzing the financial
system. Even Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac (the federally-funded mortgage
companies) can't come in and buy up the 'turds' (otherwise known as
'bad debts'), no matter how many hundreds of billions of US taxpayers'
money they are willing to spend.
All the financial wizards, the
super-smart scientific, mathematical, guaranteed 30% per year
investment advisers have less credibility than a street corner con man.
The most arrogant, pretentious, scientific speculators have been
humbled; especially those oracles who practiced what is call among the
insiders as 'Quantitative investment'.
Quantitative investing
(QI), the use of complex computer models in making investment
decisions, was used and promoted by some of the reputedly smartest and
highest regarded 'gurus' of Wall Street. For a decade the complex
mathematical modeling produced extraordinary profits for Renaissance
funds, Goldman Sachs and numerous other asset managers and hedge funds.
With the massive sell-offs of assets to pay debts and the desperate
drive for liquidity, all the assumptions of the QI went out the window.
"The Model" cannot account for any crisis which calls into question
'historical trends'. The best and the brightest are baffled. At first,
the QI geniuses said the crisis was a localized problem for the
sub-prime bottom-dwelling speculators. But as their own funds dropped
they blamed hysterical investors who over-reacted. "A problem of
perceptions", they psychologized. But their funds continued to decline:
the Market wasn't acting as their 'model' dictated. Hearsay flourished,
skeptics surged.
"What's the problem: The Market or the Model?", one QI practitioner asked his colleagues.
The
answer from the Market: "It's the model stupid: All the QI use
historical models that extrapolated past patterns into the future as if
capitalism is a crisis-free system which changed incrementally and in
which investors borrowed rationally to leverage purchases in line with
their capacity to pay back any losses. That's Main-Street folklore for
retail brokers and the daily fare of American Enterprise ideologues."
Scientific
mathematical modeling in the Great Casino predictably turned out to be
as fallible as numerology spun by Shamans to explain the life cycle.
No
one's going out of the window of the upper stories of high rise
offices--yet. What's keeping the suicide rate down is precisely what's
keeping investors running: no one knows how many hundreds of billions
in worthless paper is being held. With the demise of the mathematical
modeling speculative science, we are now in the period of the Mystical
Black Hole. The big investment houses and hedge funds are holding back
on revelations, hoping that investment confidence will return if
investors are kept in the dark about how much they lost. This is a step
below Voodoo Economics. How can investor confidence return if they
don't know if the big turds are in the briefcase of the Renaissance
Funds, Goldman Sachs, First Quadrant or any one or all of a thousand
and one Ali Baba hedge funds?
Let them lose their pants, writes
orthodox Market pundits like Marty Wolf in the Financial Times. "In
order to value risk, they should lose properly. To bail them out", they
argue, "is a moral hazard." Meaning of course, that if the hype and
scam speculators are covered by a Federal Bank bail out, they lose
nothing, and will repeat swindling in the future. Bailouts are a
formula for financial scam recidivism. So much, alas, for the advice of
orthodox market experts. European Central Banks and the US Federal
Reserve know what class they represent: Real existing speculator
plungers, not textbook risk-calculating value-oriented entrepreneurs,
are their reference group. The risk of letting the bad boys sink is
that there are too many of them, working in most of the most powerful
investment houses, managing too many funds, for the most powerful
financiers.
"There are no good financiers and bad speculators",
one philosophically inclined fund manager (who is likely carrying a
turd) put it, "We are all in this together, if we sink so does the
whole financial system."
Is this a self-interested plea for financial
solidarity, a closet Marxist or a prophet of doom? Nobody knows till we
delve into the Black Hole of the financial crisis. That won't happen
till the brief cases open.