Dear George - You've Got Mail

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by Frank Pitz

Dear George,

Just another one of my infrequent missives sent your way, I feel like I just have to touch base with you once in a while so that I may pass on what I feel. I realize that in the overall scheme of things my little communiqués don’t amount to a “hill of beans” compared to your day-to-day activities.

It’s those day-to-day activities – once again George – that prompt this correspondence. I just found out that you want to read my mail; now George, I truly have no clue as to just what you might find interesting in my mail. To be sure, I receive a lot of requests for money from groups – and individuals – that are not some of your favorites. I also receive a few magazines that are diametrically opposed to you and your policies. Then there are one or two publications that out and out believe you are a criminal and need to be punished – have to tell you George, I do agree with them on that score.

But there’s another thing here about this reading my mail thing, I was kind of wondering if while you were performing this pre-read as it were, you might somehow just lose all of those pesky bills which always crop up. You know, the medical bills that are driving me to near bankruptcy and the increased costs I’m saddled with because of your meddling in Medicare and social security. I just found out George that my delay in joining your Part D (whatever the hell that is) prescription plan will cost me money; you want to penalize me for not following your orders. Now, that is really a bit much buddy, just because I don’t want to play in your game, you want to penalize me? What kind of crap is that?

Something else George, I don’t get a hell of a lot of money here on Social Security and it’s my only source of income. When I total up all of those increases you’ve tacked on me against the recent “cost of living” boost, I actually lose $12 dollars a month over what I received last year. Doesn’t quite make sense to me, especially in light of the fact that all of your corporate pals are just rolling in dough with all of that corporate welfare directed their way. I do feel that it is a tad unfair, so I want you to think about that while you’re perusing my mail.

Couple of other things George, that was a good move the other week hanging Saddam before he could divulge all those secrets he had locked up in his head. You and your buddies got damn lucky there. Of course it’s kind of like what happened many years ago in Nazi Germany, lot of (official) folks there went to their graves with some heavy-duty secrets, which could have caused Grand pappy Prescott no small amount of grief. And we do know that some of the more vile and connected of those folks were spirited out by the OSS in order that we might profit from certain of their more cryptic experiments and technological war making expertise. Your family did good in that regard also, so I can’t fault you altogether for having Saddam hanged; after all, it’s a family thing this using people up and then discarding them.

Kind of what you and your pals are doing here in Iraq and Afghanistan, you know, making the world reasonably safe for the corporate bloodsuckers to get their greedy mitts on the oil, or an advantageous pipeline route as in the case of Afghanistan. I have to give it to you Bush folks and that cabal you have always surrounded yourselves with, I mean like, the Mafia could take lessons from you guys.

But George, folks here are getting pissed off with all this carnage, which is being engendered by the latest family and friends efforts. Shit George, over one million Iraqis and others sacrificed by you guys, not to mention all of the U.S. servicemen and women. You really have yourself – and your cronies – steeped in a bloodbath here George and folks are tired of it. Hell, they voted the Demmies in that’s how pissed they are. Of course, you and I both know that isn’t going to make one bit of difference in the overall scheme of things, the Demmies have a lot of innocent blood on their hands as well. Still, it looks good and you all know how to play the game. The “loyal opposition” will rant and look good for the media sound bytes all the while covertly rubber-stamping your death and destruction in the name of Imperialism, oops, I mean Democracy. After all, if it wasn’t for the Demmies you couldn’t have started the ball rolling in the first place. It’s always’ good to be able to count on the short attention span of Amerikans as well as their stupidity when it comes to history.

I can’t foretell the future here George, but I believe there are enough folks, just angry enough, that we might take this shit to the streets and literally hold you guys’ feet to the fire as it were. Never can tell. Hell there’s people here can’t hardly buy food or put a roof over their head, you couldn’t blame them if they popped off a corporate bloodsucker once in awhile. I mean like, you can only build so many ‘gated communities’ or hire so many Blackwater thugs George; sooner or later the doo-doo has to hit the fan.

Look at what you’re doing economically George, we’re “going to hell in a hand basket” here. We got kids killing kids on the streets of Amerika, crime is running rampant, children aren’t learning a damn thing in school (so much for your “no child left behind bullshit”) and the fat cats just keep on getting fatter. Man, if you only had a conscience George; ‘course when the man was handing out conscience you and you buddies all passed and instead opted for death and destruction. Sooner or later, what goes around comes around George, I mean like history is not going to be kind to you at all. Like, what kind of life you gonna have after your Imperial Presidency? I know, you’ll just sit around with your buddies and count up all that filthy lucre. But it ain’t gonna buy respectability pal, you are still going down as the dumbest – as well as the vilest – person to ever sit in the White House, that’s one hell of a legacy.

And on the subject of legacies George, those folks in the Muslim world are not going to remember you too fondly either. You and your slimy friends opened a whole can of worms there buddy and that stuff ain’t never going to go away. Guys like you have been crapping on Muslims for centuries and they don’t forgive – or forget. Add to that what your friends the Israelis have been doing to the Palestinians for the past almost 60 years and you guys have created a volatile mix over there in the middle-east. Kind of reminds me of the 1987 movie Hellraiser, you’ve opened up a box and unleashed all kind of shit on the world George. And the sad part is you don’t care, said so yourself, someone else will have to try and clean up your mess. That’s the story of your life George, someone has always been coming in to clean up your mess, sure wish folks would have paid more attention to that, maybe they wouldn’t have left you steal the Presidency.

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